Thursday, August 2, 2007

Wifey,Baby Girl,Side piece or Jump off?

This post on Clutch Mag Online had me thinking in circles (and in a slight panic). After I read it I sat there thinking I wonder which one I am. Is this true for all guys? Have I been sooo caught up?

A man has 4 different types of women in his life…

1.Wifey. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man…she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man…BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fcks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.
2.Baby Girl. Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life…she IS replaceable, thinks she’s the next Wifey, but there will only be Wifey. If an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f*cks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot.
3.Side Piece. Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex & other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that three-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month.
4.Jump Off. Jump Off…every man’s dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys….she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her…he only recalls how fat her ass was

Now, I pride myself on being the wifey, but have I subjected myself to becoming the Jump off? Yeah, I answered the phone and let him come over at 2:30 a.m. (after the club) a few times, well more than a few times. But, if you want it are you playing yourself? Or are you getting yours? Now your smile has went from Cali to Florida in 3.5 seconds.

Is it possible to redeem yourself? Is there a way to go from jump off back to wifey status with the same guy or do we tastefully move on to the next with hopes that this one “may be the one ya’ll?

For the full article visit : The Jump Off-pump,pump,pump,pump it up! by Shantel Brown

2 comments:

  1. i am rather surprised you have not got comments on "The Jump off". Maybe they all realized they were jump offs themselves. lol!

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  2. Once you have the title of "jump off" you are forever branded as such. A man will tell all his boys about you and won't be mad if they try to hit, as jump offs aren't covered under the "Homeboy hands off rule". If a jump off wants to try to be a wifey her only option or chance of doing so is to relocate to another state.. RTJ

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